| 1 | I travel quite a bit. |
| 2 | Most of the time i"m on commercial airplanes, but on occasion i have to drive. |
| 3 | A few weeks ago i dropped my wife off in a remote part of northern georgia. |
| 4 | When i reached tennesee, it was time to stop and refill my cooler. |
| 5 | The supermarket had better n burgers at a price much lower than in chicago so i decided to buy four packages. |
| 6 | As i was about to check out a thought hit me. |
| 7 | Now dear readers, are you sitting down? what you are about to read really happened and i strongly reccomend it to all vlf travelers. |
| 8 | I picked up a bag of lf pita bread, a roll of aluminum foil and a bottle of katsup. |
| 9 | After paying for my supplies i went to my car and unrolled a piece of foil about three feet long. |
| 10 | In the middle of the foil i placed one of the newly purchased better n burgers. |
| 11 | The sides were folded and sealed. |
| 12 | This left a long foil pack with a "burger" in the middle. |
| 13 | Ok, are you ready for this? i popped open the hood of the car and placed the foil packet directly on the engine. |
| 14 | The long tails on the packet gave me enough foil to secure the burger on various engine outcropings. |
| 15 | I closed the hood and drove for about 30 minutes. |
| 16 | After a little experimenting, i learned that it takes about 1 ?hours to cook the burger if you have it directly on the valve cover. |
| 17 | Results may vary. |
| 18 | The packet was retrieved, the "burger" was placed into a pita half and i munched merrily along i-2Ahh, manifold destiny. |
